Who needs a second guitarist?
Controlling your Kemper just got a little easier.
For a little added grime.
Introducing the big riff fest all the way from the midwest.
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You can see it's cheese and you know its good.
Take a swim in the Rivers of Nihil
Put on your best set of ears and see if you pass the test!
Because we all need a little tolex every once in a while.
Step to this.