Blackstar, whenever you're ready/You're much to far away
Be a guitar pirate with a shiny Cutlass
Waza Craft-ed for your chorus needs
A classy rock n' roll machine
If you've got the blues, they've got your cube!
Two new models from ESP/LTD!
We're gonna need a Montage - cue Kenny Loggins
The tastiest shredder in all the land!
Feel the sting, Ray
Who wants to be a broadcaster?